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Ray seemed surprised by Lana leaning in to kiss Katya, seemingly okay with it. He thought to himself, well damn, I need to fix my gaydar. This one is definitely not my favorite. At first I had really cool ideas for this theme but the lack of time and the tiredness didn't help Plus tard.

Tu pleureras plus tard. This is taking chocolate from a baby. Oh, no, we won't give our baby chocolate. Thanks for inviting us to your swanky dinner party, Ms. Yeah, I could get used to this. You're only here because I may need you to take one for the team. Torvald is an incorrigible poon hound. Those are enormous in size. Oh, well - Uh, thank you. May I please cup one in my hand?

See, here's the thing - We're actually together. Cyril, go get some gravlax. Torvald, feel free to cup anything in the room. Uh Oh, you were talking about my guns. Strange that you wear them to a party. Always primed and ready for action. This is good to know. Yeah, how about that? Our agents are highly-trained in many disciplines. Like Krav Maga, for instance. You're breaking my arm. Did that hurt?

Nothing but too much enthusiasm for the opportunity to serve the UN. Oh, and hands like the Truckasaurus. Gravlax, anyone? Cyril, in my medicine cabinet Wait, no. I have to get it myself, just right after I get that. What is that smell? Gravlax and failure. I think Lana just broke Torvald's hand. Ha, ha! Nobody, that's why I'm late.

Woodhouse just disappeared. Only temporarily, sir. Why are you here? I feel that Carina better captures my sensual womanhood. Yeah, she so totally does. I said no such thing. Well, your mouth did. Well, your mouth better get over there and make Torvald happy. Um, phrasing? Regale him with exciting tales of ISIS exploits. Take his mind off Lana's huge, Johnny Benchian fingers.

Can we get off my fingers? Yeah, they are pretty big. First time I've heard you complain. Seriously, who wants gravlax? Sterling, go. I think he's already being regaled. Bet you get that a lot, huh, Torvie? Swedish meatballs. Get away from me, you disgusting woman. So even Pam got a date. But suave master-spy, Sterling Archer, stands alone. Just like the cheese. I have a And a very handsome cheese, at that. I don't even know how you got out, Woodhouse. And I do have a date.

You do? Where is she? She is parking. Oh, yeah? What's she driving? A Snuffleupagus? Uh, oh, wait. Uh, with all that sexy European lingerie modeling Mm-hm?

She sounds fabulous. Thanks, no. I'm allergic to cat piss. Why must you micromanage everything? Yeah, yeah, okay. You know what second-hand smoke does to a fetus. Uta, after we kill Utne we need to have a very long and serious talk. I need a painkiller, not a - Torvald. What is that? A calcium supplement? Trust me, dear, these work wonders. What about the groundbreaking work Dr.

The what? Yes The what? I call him Fister Roboto. But it doesn't just fist. He's a fully-integrated multi-fetish artificial being. That is the most disgusting Shut up. And the best part is that he's learning. ISIS clearly is not the agency for us. Rotten gravlax, sex-bots, and, uh except for the Negress, the women are Willing to do whatever it takes. Fister Roboto wouldn't take that.

He's just too damn sensitive. So if you will excuse There, there. Let that calcium citrate seep into your bones. What about Trinette? She said that? How about Jade? Oh, no, never mind. No, she's not passable. With that Adam's apple she looks like she swallowed a Rubik's Cube. L You are looking for a date? Are you working? You could say that, yes. Then we need to lock down your cover story.

And, uh I need to hit an ATM. Torvald, please, don't go yet. You haven't even tried the fish balls. There is plenty of fishiness going on at ISIS without your balls. Maybe I should go say something. Where's the damn fish balls, already?

I could kill for some food. Sure it wouldn't be the first time. No, I just meant like she literally killed somebody. Then ate their corpse.

I saw where you were going. Torvald, at least stay for dinner. I think you'll be very surprised by I detest surprises. Which is why the contract will remain with ODIN. Okay, okay, we go ahead of schedule. Find some Tupperware, we take food to go. But you promised me Ruby Foo's. Yeah, I also promised you a baby. How's that working out for you? Now, good night, and good Evening, you beautiful girl. You're not, um, leaving, are you?

No, not if you are staying, Miss? Oh, um Yup. A pleasure, my dear. I am Torvald Utne, I know. I am a great admirer. You know he's not the shot-putter, right? Of course he is not the shot-putter. But I am sure he is very strong.

Unlike these drinks. Come, my dear let us find something potable. We just need to keep Torvald happy until dinner. And what about my happiness, Mother? Oh, was that not rhetorical? The Needle? Why is she here? Oh, that Russian prick. He sent two teams again. And if the Needle kills Utne, we won't even get our per diem. But what if you kill them both? Yeah, I could do this. Help with what, sir? No, I was addressing you as "help. All I've had today is, like six gummy bears and some Scotch. This is why I don't get you nice things.

Uta, that was Duchess. That was Duchess? Yeah, the deadliest agent there is. I can't believe they fell for that. But if he's on the plan of Frau Archer What if her plan is a big fat set-up? What if they mean to kill us? Mani, the baby. So now we go to Plan Manfred. And then Ruby Foo's. A European lingerie model. Only to pay for European med school. Like to get a physical from her. Ow, ow, ow! I wonder if Dr.

Panty Model knows how many pounds it takes to snap a collarbone? Yeah, what do they use? No, in this case it would be pascals. Hey, Europe, be gayer. I find your lack of faith disturbing. I find your mannish hands disturbing. I think they're kinda sexy. Excuse me? They're fingers, Pam, not kielbasas. But keep them limbered up.

I have a big surprise planned for dinner and I need you ready, locked, and loaded. Yeah so, do you maybe want to let us in on your little scheme-hatchery?

Oh, if I were 20 years younger. I can make you feel like you are. I would like I think that very much. Well then go find an ATM, I'm sorry? Oh, me too. I must leave for a moment. Yeah, sorry, don't mind me. Hey, are you having a good time?

Oh, I am. Keep her out of the medicine cabinet. One more dead body in here, and that bitch Trudy Beekman will have me right back in front of the co-op board.

You don't get along with your neighbors anywhere. Who could with a woman who wallpapered her guest bathroom with vintage New Yorker covers? Yes, Major. I am in position and ready to eliminate the target. What do you mean "with? And so I still think you should let me kill everybody here. Under no circumstances are you to harm the hostess. Who, um - Whose name I have no way of knowing. Not from the medicine cabinet. She switches all the labels on her medicine. I think there's, like, a racial component.

But for all we know, this could be insulin. Oh, your mother is a diabetic? How should I know? Why don't you just pour it on everybody's? Because our employer was very clear: We are not to harm the hostess. But her I want to poison most of all. Are you lazy Huns ready, or what? So on the second bell - I come out shooting blanks. Uta is just, uh, polishing the gun.

Some idiot dropped a fish ball on my Azerbaijani rug. Why are you so immature? I'm Is everything all right? Wunderbar, Tovald. How are you? I am fantastic, my dear. Those calcium supplements are amazing. You're gonna need some calcium, after I do something bad to your bones. Come in. What the hell? What is the frequency? Turn off. I can't hear you, tiny man. Thanks, Mother, for replacing the baby aspirin with LSD.

God, that is just hmm, classic her. Is everyone comfy? Sterling and Lana? You both have a clear line of sight to the kitchen? Well then let's eat. Forgot how much I hated that. Oh, that's right. I kept it on the nightstand to wake Nanny whenever Sterling wet the bed. Sissy bed-wetter. Wait, whose bed? It was always "don't ask, don't tell. What, at the table? Like people? Look, he thinks he's people. This Archer is a gigantic douche bag.

Who cares about him? Woodhouse, dear, please have a seat. Very kind of you, ma'am. Torvald, a toast? Sure, go crazy. And what is this we're eating? It smells vaguely poisonous. It does smell vaguely poisonous. Are you sure she has the right plate? Pretty sure. I am pretty sure. Don't worry, this is a normal smell.

This is called Janssons frestelse. Yes, frestelse. It means "temptation. I mean, you are? Tell me, my dear, is it tempting? Elke, what is the matter? Sorry, Gilette, but my money is on Barry. Did anyone else notice references to both Malory getting drinks at the Tuntmore and hitting up Cheryl Carol for money?

Will her fortune be making another appearance soon? Even a mediocre episode of Archer is still loaded with some great moments and Archer quotes :. This week, we went back in the field all the way to Turkmenistan to watch The Rat Patrol attempt to blow up an oil pipeline and knock a few items off Archer's bucket list in " Once Bitten. With Lana unable to go to Turkmenistan for either racist or sexist reasons pick one , we were treated the ultimate incompetent trio of ISIS field agents with half-cyborg Ray back and field operative Cyril joining Sterling.

While out in the dessert, Cyril got to shine with his surprising amount of snake knowledge. Identifying the Caspian cobra was impressive enough. Duh, it's all about their ventral bands. But the man's knowledge in venom and vasodilators? Possibly saved my life. I'll never suck out venom out of anyone's taint again. Ray, meanwhile, managed to prove how badly he'll lose in his impending epic robot battle against Barry when he couldn't even live the a measly jeep with his new legs.

He also revealed his very creepy bear heart-eating traumatizing Legends of the Fall upbringing. But the real backstory revealed? No, I'm not talking about Archer's lacrosse careering ending shot from Ruth Anne Litzenberger will she return? I mean the origin his alligator fears! Now if only we can get to the bottom of those crocodiles and brain aneurisms.

Back at ISIS headquarters, meanwhile, Lana was busy klomping around in her most idealistic self since " Pipeline Fever " trying to stop the boys from blowing up the pipeline and proving she could love something outside of work. Of course, she was unable to prevent the guys on the former. Only their incompetence and corruption was to blame for that. That and a venomous snake bite. Luckily, Archer pulled through when the guys were properly able to identify the right gurp gork and get Archer's antidote.

But not before we missed out on Archer's father's reveal. Overall, it was a pretty solid episode and better than last week's Katya and Barry outing. Now for some of my favorite Archer quotes and references from the episode:. And, like Archer, I might have to check out that world traveling show! Even if Malory never got her wine pairing, Reed's writing and Bourdain made a great duo.

Honestly, I could ramble for this entire review how Bourdain has easily been my favorite bit guest voice on Archer. Aas, I must briefly discuss our adventures to stop the Albanian assassination at the uber exclusive Seize. Unfortunately, because I know no Kennedys and am unwilling to give out any gun librarians handys, I'll have to get my opinions like the other 2. The story was eerily like one my personal favorite Archer episodes, " Skytantic.

Speaking of Malory, between her showdown with Jermain the fish and the flashback to her and Ron being throw out of Midnight Ron's Carmen, my favorite newlyweds had me in stitches this week.

Archer, and his latest guy crush, Lance, were, of course, the focal point of the episode. Sterling was great as he bossed around Cyril and demand he be called "chef" by everyone. The mini Bourdain may be no better than Lance's morning poos, but I still think the poor guy missed his true calling. Oh, and poor Lana and her competent self trying to stay on target during their fake, yet, again, real mission.

All the French in the world couldn't get her out of phone duty. When Cheryl gets to ISIS , she explains her tardiness by revealing that she was the target of a kidnapping. When Malory asks why anyone would want to kidnap her, Cheryl reveals that she is a member of a wealthy railroad family called the Tunt family her last name is not Gimple as it says on her W-4 and the descendant of railroad tycoon Cornelius Tunt.

The kidnappers beat Pam, but she's tough enough to withstand it and insult the kidnappers. When they realize they have the wrong woman, they call ISIS using a voice changer. As Archer and Lana try to convince the kidnappers to let Pam go, Malory gets on the phone and tries to make a deal with the kidnappers.

Unaware of this, Mallory and Lana believe the kidnappers got to Cheryl via the garage where Archer and Ray supposedly left to go rescue Pam; both musing over if either agent is short-sighted enough to leave the door wide open for the kidnappers to enter. In the garage, Archer fitfully demands Ray, who delightedly taunts him, to take off his own tactical turtleneck, believing he is the only one who should wear one. When his mother calls to find out if they left the door open, Archer says they haven't left and childishly whines to her about Ray's turtleneck.

Mallory berates her son for apparently allowing the kidnappers to abscond with Cheryl simply because he and Ray "were arguing over whose prettiest". Archer confirms the kidnappers did not arrive and deduces she is still in the building, closing the garage door so that he and Ray could go look for her. However, the garage door fails to fully close due to the kidnappers arriving in their van with Pam in tow.

Archer finds Cheryl, who he believes 'kidnapped herself.